Your ORM is quietly sending 247 database queries to render one page. It smiled warmly while loading your entire database into memory one row at a time, like a golden retriever fetching every stick in the park.
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Your /health endpoint runs through 12 middleware functions to return {ok: true}. Your architecture is doing a pull-up, a squat, and a mile run before it's allowed to say I'm fine.